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Gemini complex
Mabel was alone. For the third time this week she found herself taking care of the chores Grunkle Stan assigned to Dipper and her by herself. Her mind wandered in the tedium, reminiscing to when she herself would run off to play with her paramours and Dipper would be left to fend for himself. But Dipper had the book, when Mabel was preoccupied she didn't have to worry about Dipper being bored...but for a while now, Mabel had not seen any young men that caught her attention. Ever since the Gideon incident and before Dipper became so close to Wendy she had just assumed the two of them would waste the summer together, But now he was always gone. She was alone and there was nothing to do. Why didn't Dipper want to hang out anymore? Was his first crush this strong? Strong enough to break bonds old as theirs?
Wendy whistled as the sun set into the horizon, her audience an empty gift shop. While the routine of the end of day duties was drilled into her and practically second nature, the whist
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Literature
King and kingdom 1
The candy kingdom waratorium was quite a mess. Junk, leftover food and used papers were lined and swept along the edges of the walls, leaving the centre clear for the rooms occupants. Standing around a gingerbread scale model of the candy kingdom were the highest officials and generals, all had a say in the future of the kingdom and the upcoming conflict. Tiny gummy bears representing various units and aspects of the kingdoms military were being ordered around by admirals. At the head of the table stood Princess Bubblegum glaring at the cardboard cut-outs of the enemy. She was angry at a lot of people. Angry at her own military because no matter how the men were moved they could not defend the whole city. She was angry at herself for not being able to find an alternative resolution for the problem. The only thing she wasn't angry at right now were the bandit lizard men who threatened her cities wellbeing. Could she blame them for being too well equipped, manned and trained? They had al
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Susan skinny 2
While Susan made her way into the chamber of the heart of the city with an ease gained through regularly climbing those stairs, Finn was panting and almost on his knees from the exertion. By the time he had caught his wind; the girl had taken a spot close to the warmth of the heart and was beckoning him to join her. Tentatively the child sat next to Susan and stared into the eternal fire of the city. The dance of the flame was alluring and mesmerising. The entire room was soothing, with the fire in the centre and the girl by his side absent mindedly stroking his head. Susan felt very good about helping this boy. Although neither of them could understand each other it was a great relief that she now knew there were other people out there like her. She didn't like to think about it, really, she had been living with the hyoomans all her life and knew no other family…but the differences had kept her up at night every now and then. Now here was this child, a gift from above, casting as
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Literature
Susan skinny part 1
Finn marched bravely as he explored the forest. His arms swung wide and his head was held up proudly. This was the first time he had ever gone exploring somewhere by himself, usually his brothers or father would accompany him, however, today while everyone was distracted by the picnic the young human boy had gone into the woods, wielding a mighty stick he had found on the ground. With it he smote the evil bugs resting on the trunks of trees at heights he could swing at. He giggled to himself in delight as he imagined himself acting like his adopted father, Joshua. Finns favorite bedtime stories were the tales his father would recall of his great adventures and feats across the land of Ooo. While his brothers may have been a bit lazy Finn was positive that that was the life for him. While he got plenty of exercise and practice rough housing with his brothers, Finn lacked any real knowledge of exploration. As the child walked, he shrieked in surprise as he suddenly felt unable to lift hi
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Literature
Tide of tiaras 2
The duo left the Ice King's castle via a southern window. Jake's legs quickly stretched down to the ground and, after a quick adjustment, they began running towards the direction the great light shot. As they crossed the frozen tundra, it was not long before the two saw the hordes of princesses making slow progress northbound. Finn noticed one of the princesses seemed to be in trouble. "Jake, little to the left… is that the Lizard Princess?" "I think so, dang she looks cold." Jake made a detour to check on the cold blooded beauty, and found her kneeling in the snow. The Lizard Princess was practically doubled over, shivering and rubbing her arms to beat the cold. While Finn may have been well renowned for having a peanut brain, even he understood that Lizards didn't do cold, and whatever was messing with the princesses was overriding her instinct to stay warm. Finn dismounted his canine steed and pulled his sweater off. "Lizard Princess! Put this on before you get the chills!" The
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dryad princess one
Jake double checked to ensure that his nose holes were firmly plugged up, thankful for always bringing a pair of corks wherever he goes in case of really nasty smells. Finn chuckled as he heard his brother talk in a funny voice. "So we are weally, WEALLY lost." Finn brushed the sentiment aside but he knew Jake was right. Yesterday the duo had entered the spooky forest looking for mushrooms, but somehow they had crossed the boundary into the haunted swamp and were unable to find their way out. They had never feared the swamp, but this was just an area they never really explored since nothing ever happened and there were no known villages in its borders. Jake was also impaired by his lack of smell, since the stench of decay was so strong here it overpowered all other scents on top of simply making Jake feel sick. "I can't even tell what time it is, the trees are so thick." Finn stared up to the same thick canopy of trees and leaves he'd been seeing all day, the foliage was so thick it bl
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Literature
Tide of tiaras 1
"Yup, something is definitely going down." Finn said as his eye was glued to the house's telescope. Through the looking glass the boy saw multitudes of princesses all across Ooo moving north, almost trancelike. Finn tore his face away and looked to his friend Jake for answers, but only got giggles as the dog remembered he put black ink on the eyepiece long ago but forgot. Finn rubbed his face clean and began to brainstorm. "Okay so princesses are going... north." "What's north of here?" "The Ice Kingdom." "The Ice King." "Why are princesses going to the Ice King?" "Maybe he's done something." "Did you see any pitchforks?" "Naw, we'd better look into this. Alley-oop!" Finn dived down the trap door into the tree house and quickly packed his bag, grabbing the family sword last before hopping on Jakes back, now large enough too quickly make their way to the Ice King's lair. Jake's long, noodley legs trundled across the grasslands. Eventually he caught up with the princesses and was careful
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Literature
Hero of the ages
BONUS STORY: HERO OF THE AGES
Finn adjusted his best(and only) tie for the fourth time. He felt very uncomfortable at this event, the fact his face was plastered on every wall and hung from banners did not help. The recovery of the Enchiridion, on top of his many acts of bravery and selflessness, had earned him this years award of "Hero of the land". It was a monumentous occaision but nothing could be done to keep Finn from feeling out of place at this swanky souiree held in the candy castle in his honor. This was an event praising his heroism and ability to fight evil, yet here Finn was in a tuxedo, swordless and expected to be on his best behavior, shaking hands with almost every prince and princess in Ooo. While he would have asked for dance or rock music on any other day, tonight the band was playing classical music so antique it belonged with the good china and he just had to accept that. Jake had long ago ditched his buddy to track down some proper food as the only snacks availab
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A heavy heart
THE HEAVY HEART
And so, the intrepid band of the brothers Finn & Jake, Marceline the vampire queen and the silent assistant Gunter have nearly come to the conclusion of the wrapped king's tomb. While the trials were arduous, they were also all of the physical and tested the groups might, this last test is of the mind, and shall test their very souls...
Standing guard at the final resting place of the wrapped king is a statue of a great but long dead god. It speaks in a booming voice; "ONLY THOSE WORTHY OF ENTERING THE LAND OF THE DEAD MAY PASS, STEP ONTO THE SCALE AND I SHALL MEASURE THE WEIGHT OF YOUR HEART AGAINST THIS FEATHER." Jake sits upon the scale. "I ain't no sinner and never had any regrets! Unless you're gonna measure my gut too I'm gonna be light as that feather freaky bird guy!" The scales moved only a smidgen and lo and behold! Jake is worthy of the land of the dead! Marceline went second. "I'm already kinda dead and...Don't really feel guilt anymore? Let's see!" Setting
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Literature
The first battle of kitchen
I'm terrified, I'd admit it. It's only 8:30 am and already I'm scared shitless. Here i am, cowering below the little window/opening thing in the wall between my ground floor hallway and my dining room. Why would i do this, you ask? Because there's a war being waged on my dining table, with the fruit bowl and salt & pepper shakers being used as cover!
I wish i was kidding, in the few seconds i saw them before cowardice took over and i dropped to the floor, i saw two...armies firing and ripping into each other. One definitely had more guys, they seemed to be armed with small rifles that fired a red beam of light...at a glance they numbered in the hundreds. At the front of their line however, were a large number of big guys in armor that reminded me of Starcraft, using SMG-esque guns and what...appeared to be one-handed chainsaws. Their opponents were a lot thinner and taller. They wore bone-white armor and were climbing onto the table from little grappling hooks, as it appeared most of t
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Such is life
                                    SUCH IS LIFE
Niko Cherokonov Sat on a moss covered rock. As blood red waves crashed onto the sandy shore of the mediterranean the scavenger twisted the top off his aluminium canteen. Producing a cloth from his pack, he placed it over the mouth and drank from it. The taste of copper still covered his tongue, but the impromptu filter helped keep out the rocks, germs and whatever else still lingered in the sea of life. Normally this kind of water would never even be considered for drinking, but that was the reason Niko was out in the Punta Mala in the first place. For weeks now the water reclamation systems the El Toro Negro tribe had been using was showing signs of failure. Only now that the village could not drink safely, however, had the council permitted Niko and a few oth
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A colt can dream
The chariot flew over the compound, clouds hiding them from the prying eyes of the pony terrorists.
Shades over his eyes and a cigar between his teeth, Duke Smoulder waited for the signal, a shrill whistle to be blown by the ground team and urge him to make the drop. Duke was staring into the sun too confirm his toughness when the whistle struck his ears, on cue he leapt from the chariot and fell to the earth like a Pegasus who had taken a shot too their wing. His first cigar was caught in the wind whipping by his face and it flew away, only to be replaced a moment later by a stub of a cigar Duke produced from his vest pocket as he hit terminal velocity and plummeted towards the base.
Seconds before he smashed into the dirt, Duke pulled the ripcord of his monogrammed parachute, and safely landed on all fours. He quickly burned his parachute, the black smoke being the signal that he had landed safely, and moments later heard gunfire and shouts confirming the ground team had made it's mo
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the clock towers master
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, same old same old, the song of the tower never stopped.
Same old, same old. The doctor thought too himself as he trotted the streets of his town, errands to do and freedom to enjoy, even if only for a while. While maintaining the clock tower of Ponyville was a 24/7 job, he was allowed moments of free time every few days. Shopping, talking to the citizens and getting fresh air were his primary concerns, for food, socialization and the sun were considered treats when he spent days on end going up and down, back and forth in the tower he kept. There were chains to oil, gears to clean, the brass hands of the clock needed a daily polishing and the glass protecting the face of the clock had to be pristine. Rope was one of the commodities Doctor Whooves had to purchase on these breaks, for the rope used in chiming the bells to mark the hours strained and broke often.
The way the villagers spoke and interacted with the good doctor was not unlike a visitor to a patient i
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omnivorous equestria
Up until recently, one could not be faulted for claiming the citizens of Equestria are vegetarians. When they brought in sentient cows? Sure, they could just be used for milk, as awkward as that is. Chickens were a little more iffy, but its entirely possible they just harvest the eggs. The final straw broke when it showed that Equestrians raise pigs. Pigs serve no real purpose besides food. The only argument I've heard for an alternate use for the pigs would be trading with the gryphon kingdoms, but that seems nonviable. Aside from that, there's still some ambiguity on the Equestrian diet...and for all we know, the main cast could all be vegetarian by choice, while omnivorous diets would still be widespread. But with the introduction of pigs, it pretty much confirms that if a pony so chooses, they can go eat a BLT and not get funny looks.
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Kairu-Hakubi Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you said you wanted someone to help you proofread? I can do that.. I'm pretty good at it.
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elric225 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012
Ballin, I'l toss some work by you every now and then before I post it. Congratulations buddy you get to read a multi-chapter story before anyone else!
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Rockwolf66 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the Fave.
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partiallyBatty Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanx for faving my fic. Hope you liked it :D
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partiallyBatty Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wait, you wouldn't have favourited it if you didn't. Man, am I a silly brony XD
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GhettoMole Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the favourite on my Rainbow Dash Marine!
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Nova225 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
Hi on DA. Surely I saw you somewhere before ;)
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elric225 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
heh, yaris channels regulars need our own special little club
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